The Wendell 300

Herodotus tells us that 300 Spartans held the gap of Thermopylae, resisting an army of more than one million Persians for three days.

If you bowl twelve consecutive strikes, your score will be 300 – a perfect game.

300 is the sum of a pair of twin primes (149 + 151). It is also the sum of ten consecutive primes (13 + 17 + 19 + 23 + 29 + 31 + 37 + 41 + 43 + 47).

So what have we learned? We’ve learned that 300 is a pretty great number (unless that number is your credit score). That’s why we’re announcing The Wendell 300.

 

In the past, we’ve held the Wendell 250 in summer, but we decided we want to go for a perfect game this year. That’s why this August we’re having the biggest sale in the history of our autopark.

We have more than five hundred vehicles available. That’s every new Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, RAM, Ford, Kia, Buick, and GMC vehicle on sale starting now until the end of the month. This sale also extends to our pre-owned inventory. You’ll save thousands, no matter what you’re looking for or where you’re coming from.

You can even make money. Bring us your car and we’ll pay top dollar for your trade-in. Bring us your car even if you aren’t planning to buy one of ours and we’ll buy it anyway.

This is truly an event unlike any you’ve ever experienced. We will be shoulder to shoulder all month long, shields held high and striking forth with our spears. We will hold the line and defend our homeland.

Whoops, we might have gotten carried away there. Trust us, though, we’ve got a great sale going at the Leith Autopark in Wendell. Help us reach our goal of 300 cars sold by the end of August. You won’t regret it.

 

The Wendell 300 was last modified: December 2nd, 2015 by Leith Ford

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